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       <description>Tony Forte Radio Show</description>
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       <itunes:author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</itunes:author>
       <itunes:subtitle>ODGMS features the rants, stories and observations of Tony Forte.</itunes:subtitle>
       <itunes:summary>Veteran performer Tony Forte delivering his take on politics, the news and life in general. His stories are well researched and interesting and delivered with one of those voices that just makes you want to listen.</itunes:summary>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #141</title>
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           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #141 5/12/2008 Length - 41:26

- Kevin Federline
- The Naked Cowboy
- The entertainment universe
- The Gay Bomb
- Neal Horsely
- Helsinki Bar Car
- Psycho-Christian Highway]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #140</title>
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           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #140 5/5/2008 Length - 43:06

- Tony does a Sri Lanken kiddie show
- The Pope's Prada loafers
- Would you buy a piece of Papal carpet
- Scan"dull" with Hanna Montana
- GTA came out this week
- Mission Accomplished! WTF!
- Brooklyn Arena $1 billion controversy 
- Doris Duke Gardens
- The Stone Pony
- Whitman can't be sued about WTC EPA reports]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #139</title>
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           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #139 4/28/2008 Length - 53:26

- James Brown riffin'
- Dish on The Boss
- New York Style Deli in California
- Randi Rhodes 
- Obama under attack yet again
- Pregnant Man
- US version of the Orient Express
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:53:26</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #138</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #138 4/21/2008 Length - 45:48

- There are beautiful parks in Newark, NJ
- Marilyn in a porno????
- The Pope in the USA
- Madonna mocks NYC in Vanity Fair
- Results of a sex survey
- A Cretian bar-b-que
- Counterfeit goods in Queens
- Yankee Stadium Red Sox Shirt
- Surfers in Jersey changing cloths in the open
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:45:48</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #137</title>
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           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #137 4/7/2008 Length - 41:55

- Old TV shows 
- Mick Jagger promoting a Scorsese movie
- Who dresses the American Idols?
- Madonna not singing "Like a Virgin" anymore
- Unfair housing practices
- Support our Troops (for real - don't just say it)
- Lenny Bruce revisited]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:41:55</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #136</title>
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           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #136 3/31/2008 Length - 40:12

- April Fools Day (almost)!
- What's on your answering machine?
- Was Spitzer a target?
- More republican kinkiness
- Dear Abby does it again!
- Should you be responsible for your pastor's views?
- Can your professor change your political view?
- The Bush Presidential Library
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:40:12</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #135</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #135 3/24/2008 Length - 39:54

- Strange moments in television
- Surfing in Munich
- Jack Kerouac 
- Lenny Bruce
- Some clips of Tommy DeVito of the Four Seasons playing and singing
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:39:54</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #134</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #134 3/17/2008 - Length 41:24

- The St. Patrick's Day Show
- Danny Boy Ban
- Sex, Sex and More Sex!
- How often do you do it!
- American Idol Scandal
- Anatomically correct Freddie Mercury Statue?
- Dear Abby...
- Politics...
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:41:24</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #133</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #133 3/10/2008

- The art of language 
- What does you stool look like
- The Creature is gone...
- Billy Joel "Final Concert at Shea"
- Bette Midler: The Showgirl Must Go On
- Political stuff
- Castro caves to CIA's aging ray!
- Gay rooftop burglery]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:51:11</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #132</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #132 3/3/2008 Length - 1:03:58

- Janet Jackson looking good
- A phone interview with Walt Gollender

Walt is an Artist Representative, Agent and Manager and has a pretty extensive resume dating back to the Fifties.
This is a long one folks (I don't think we've ever gone over an hour), so you may have to listen to it in two sessions.  

Walt's Website: http://www.waltgollender.biz]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>01:03:58</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #131</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #131 2/25/2008  Length - 49:03

- Al Jolson
- Egomaniacs
- Dear Dr. Brothers..
- Apparently you don't need to wear clothes to sell cloths
- Naked warfare
- Big Mafia Bust
- Ron Paul a racist?
- A near death ass whipping
- A revival of South Pacific]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:49:03</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #130</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #130 - 2/18/2008  Length - 45:31

- Israeli Fighter Pilots to take Viagra
- What about those Giants
- Bush budget cuts
- Senator Jim DiMint "Why We Whisper?"
- The ACLJ: This is really not the ACLU
- Keep guns out of the mentally ill
- Election notes...
- Palpable Butt Mass!
- Dion has a new CD out
- DannyStiles.com
- Copyrights and Trademarks
- An obituary]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:45:31</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #129</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #129 2/4/2008 Length - 44:41

- Super Bowl Sunday Show
- What's in a guitar
- Guns for everyone!
- Rudy drops out, gives support to McCain
- Ossama is trying to bankrupt us!
- Marie Osmond
- Does Garth get groped?
- Bounty Hunt Game Show
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:44:41</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #128</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #128 1/28/2008 - Length 36:40

- Britney not cool with Jamie Lynn's notoriety
- Mediahounds
- How to Rig an Election: Confessions of a Republican Operative by Allen Raymond
- Tony's take on the Iranian speedboat incident
- The Pink Cakebox (http://www.pinkcakebox.com)
- Hanna Montana again! ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:36:40</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #127</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #127 1/21/2008 - Length - 47:49

- Its cold in Wisconsin
- MLK Day!
- Kegel bowling
- A Cheesehead in NJ
- Election 2008 
- Can you expect privacy in the restroom?
- What gets America excited?
- Is Osama dead?
- Sir Edmund Hillary]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:47:49</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #126</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #127 1/14/2008 - Length - 53:02

- Sofa King
- Hanna Montana
- Yola Polastri
- It's Fun To Get Laid 
- Getting Laid according to Paul Janka
- Turbo Hand Dryer
- Louie/God Interviews by Louie Lawent (http://www.myspace.com/louielawent)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS126.mp3" length="19137664" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:53:02</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #125</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #125 1/07/2008 - Length - 46:39

- Happy New Year (Happy Epiphany)
- Iowa Caucus Upsets
- New Immigration Stats on Illegals
- North Carolina musings 
- The Nutty Buddy
- Sex in New Jersey
- Male Belly Dancing
- Amazing Water Buffalo video
- The Spears Family troubles]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:46:39</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #124</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #124 12/26/07 - Length 35:33

- Christmas Show with Tony in North Carolina
- Holiday traffic nightmares
- Horse Sanctuary ( http://www.myspace.com/tierramadrehorsesanctuary )
- Jamie Lynn Spears
- Hannah Montana merchandising
- Christian dolls
- Dave Clark Five in the RR Hall of Fame]]></description>
           <pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:35:33</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #123</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #123 12/17/07 - Length - 54:35

- Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff by Christopher Moore
- Tony's Andy Warhol ashtray visits the studio
- Colonel Sanders on Star Trek (Now there's a concept!)
- Blazing Saddles (Just a great flick)
- Alessandra Belloni
- The Church of Yahweh
- Pat Buchanan has a new book out
- Who's NJ Music would you take with you to a desert island
- Hustletov!
- Celeb Political Endorsments

Music: Magic Man by Heart from the Podsafe Music Network at http://music.podshow.com
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:54:35</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #122</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #122 12/10/07 - Length - 45:57

- Game shows
- Truth or Consequences
- Monkey Smarts 
- Mitt "Wilbur" Romney?
- New info on Iran's Nuclear program
- Senator Craig in the news again
- Imus is back
- Shopping Naked
- One-liner categories
- The Spice Girls Victoria Secrets Reunion]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:45:57</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #121</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #121 12/3/2007 - Length - 37:24

- Most shark infested beaches
- Reclaiming land from the sea
- The birthplace of Rome
- Yolanda Vega the lottery queen
- Commercials
- On Star parody
- Obama - a druggie? Oh, please!
- Our version of Jeopardy]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS121.mp3" length="13507447" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:37:24</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #120</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #120 11/26/2007 - Length - 46:21

- Farting Teddy Bear 
- News stories
- A million man ground force? WTF?
- Thompson's four pillars
- It's just an art market correction
- George Carlin 
- Audio Books
- Celebrity Rehab - a reality show - Wah?
- A celeb test
- Rainbow - A children's show?
- PBR gets no respect]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS120.mp3" length="16732962" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:46:21</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #119</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #119 11/19/2007 - Length - 44:55

- LA Times says the Bush Administration belongs in straight jackets
- What the hell is mainstream obscenity
- Gerald Ford thoughts on Ronald Reagen
- Consumerism
- Mike's $100 dollar car
- Boobtube, screwtube and others
- Nudity in the courtroom
- Peeling onions shouldn't make you cry
- Where's your sense of humor?
- Piano bar disasters]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:44:55</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #118</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #118 11/12/2007 - Length - 52:17

- Ten Commandments for Gangsters
- EZ Pass leads to a Pot Bust in NJ
- Bear takes Mazda for a ride
- Tony's Warhol ashtry
- The price of art
- Norman Mailer's final chapter
- Pat Robertson endorses Guiliani
- Three Mo Tenors
- Duran Duran on Broadway
- Jack Kerouac manuscript on display

Song - Tunin in Tokyo by The Ones (http://www.myspace.com/theonespdx)
from the podsafe music network (http://music.podshow.com)
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:52:17</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #117</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #117 11/05/2007 - Length - 58:43

- Grace Slick the Artist http://
- News Stories
- Go Rutgers
- The Wizard is gay
- War with Iran?
- Rudy Guilliani 
- If a blowup doll could sing...
- The Republican Election mess]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:58:43</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #116 </title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #116 10/29/2007 - Length - 46:12

- Dance Party of Ghosts by Tony Forte
- Happy Halloween
- Some musician talk
- John's bass site: http://basslife.net
- Tony gets a teaching award!
- The new home of the NJ Devils (http://www.prucenter.com)
- Newark's Renaissance 
- Jon Bon Jovi 
- Spooky Story]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:46:12</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #115</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #115 10/22/2007 - Length - 56:54

- Libarce
- Hanna Montana
- What's the attaction with Dancing with the Stars
- Tony reviews "The Heartbreak Kid"
- Tony comes back from Raleigh, NC
- Go Nuts with your Putts
- Condoms! Now available in sizes
- The Rainbow]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS115.mp3" length="20530623" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:56:54</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #114</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #114 10/15/2007 - Length - 51:10

- Tony's Washington Report
- Our special guest Dr. Robert Albiston 
- Different types of narcissism
- Sigmund Freud's cousin Eddie
- Why the obsession with guns
- Celebrity fascination ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS114.mp3" length="18463919" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:51:10</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #113</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #113 9/30/2007 - Length - 59:55

- Hey it's Fall
- The Right Guard trick
- Airline attendents are usually the good guys/galls
- Ghoultown
- Battered brain syndrome
- Selling disease
- Dianna Rigg in "All about my Mother"
- Selling kids for organs
- Animal Rights
- Britney back in news
- Alternative Ice Capades
- Disney vs. Warner Bros.
- Naomi Wolf - "The End of America"]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS113.mp3" length="21616480" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:59:55</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #112</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #112 9/23/2007 - Length - 50:48

- Tony channels Rodney
- Where are our ethics
- The Seventh Son by JC Hutchins
- Religion and art
- Teterboro airport 
- Bush in Iraq
- Bush grants himself immunity
- Jeff Gannon has a book out]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS112.mp3" length="18334299" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:50:48</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #111</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #111 9/9/2007 - Length - 48:20

- St. Joseph Cupertino 
- The President's Road Show
- He knew how to get out of Vietnam
- Edmund Morris
- Harold Robbins Sex Parties
- Watch who you hire
- Bolivian politics]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS111.mp3" length="17448850" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:20</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #110</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #110 9/2/2007 - Length - 55:23

- Bush booed in New Orleans
- Powerpop Blog by Steve Simels http://powerpop.blogspot.com/2007/08/they-say-its-your-birthday.html
- CBGB's owner Hilly Kristal dead
- Adios Alberto
- Ted Nuggent is at it again
- Senator Craig resigns
- Keith Richards accused of giving a bad show
- Jay Leno loses his desk
- Earthquake in Peru 
- Atlantic City Stories
- Goodbye Flynn ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS110.mp3" length="19988164" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:55:23</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #109</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #109 8/26/2007 - Length - 48:59

- Summer is winding down
- Revolting animals
- Orange Deck shirts
- There really are some good articles in those men's mags
- Who not to hire
- Cheney had different thoughts at one time
- Mae West - Goodness Had Nothing To Do With It]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS109.mp3" length="17682910" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:59</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #108</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #108 8/19/2007 - Length - 46:24

- Some kids play a prank on Tony
- Kathy Polenberg reads her poetry at http://www.outsiderwriters.org
- The World Weekly News is folding
- Merv is gone, so is Phil and others
- Why is it called the "Green Room"
- Tony met Phil Rizzuto's daughter in an undisclosed Carribean location
- The Burning Flames
- Karl Rove leaves]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS108.mp3" length="16752166" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:46:24</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #107</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #107 8/12/2007 - Length - 45:32

- Tony gets some advice from a lifeguard.
- Ingmar Bergman dies
- Michelangelo Antonioni another great filmmaker.
- The Summer of Love
- Why we like sex (you'll be surprised of some of the reasons)
- Now Tony's List
- "The" Kiss]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS107.mp3" length="16440474" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:32</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #106</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #106 8/5/2007 - Length - 50:10

- Happy Birthday Pops (Louis Armstrong)
- Success 
- Does Tony really secretly like Bon Jovi
- Where is Krygystan?
- Gonzales you gotta go!
- How do new phrases get into the mainstream?
- A revolutionary submarine gets too close to QEII
- Fireman's calendar a no-go!
- http://rivolirevue.com 
- Bridges Tumble (a song by Tony Forte)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS106.mp3" length="18108076" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:50:10</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #105</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #105 7/29/2007- Length 47:09

- Commercials 
- What's in a name?
- Another Roswell story
- Albert Maysles (the greatest rock documentry film maker)
- The bumkins are still impressed.
- Live Earth
- Gore's Seven Points]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS105.mp3" length="17020495" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:09</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #104</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #104 7/22/2007- Length - 40:26

- Mike's trip to Wisconsin
- The Heart Attacks
- The Olmec Civilization
- The new Seven Wonder of The World
- Listener's Mailbag
- Paul Anka goes off!
- That's Just the way it F**cking Is]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS104.mp3" length="14603490" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:40:26</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #103</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #103 7/8/2007 - Length 43:17

- The Liberation of Paris
- The Mob as homeland security
- When will Cheney go
- A fake news show on Fox, how will you tell
- Again with Bon Jovi
- Cosmo meets Men's Health]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS103.mp3" length="15632450" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:43:17</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #102</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #102 7/1/2007 - Length 53:24

- Our Independence Day Show
- Glacier Girl (an icy P-38)
- Were USO stars actually information mules during WWII
- Tony's dad met Marlene Dietrich 
- Mike's review of Sicko
- Is the media really Liberal?
- Mike turns Tony on to Ruslana
- An alternate version of the National Anthem]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS102.mp3" length="19271048" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:53:24</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #101</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[
ODGMS Show #101 6/24/2007 - Length 47:28

- Jerry Lee Lewis 
- Paul Potts wows audience with his opera performance.  Tony's seems underwhelmed!
- Some stories about The Jukes.
- Be generous, people!
- A book about Hillary
- Shine]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS101.mp3" length="17133555" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:28</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #100</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #100 6/17/2007 - Length - 1:00:19

- Drinking again
- Soprano's ending - Wha'da?
- A description of Newark, NJ
- Romans aren't Italian?
- What will it take for Tony to like Bon Jovi?
- Who buys your underwear?
- Mike just doesn't get the awe about Charlie Chaplin
- Market surveys

Music:  Dave Arcari - Dreamt I Was 100 (http://www.davearcari.com)
 Mooney Suzuki - Good ol' Alcohol (http://themooneysuzuki.com)
 From the podsafe music network: http://music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS100.mp3" length="21760049" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>01:00:19</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #99</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #99 6/10/2007 - Length - 43:09

- Tony knows a bank robber!
- The Ozmonds back in the news
- Post-nuptual aggreements?
- High class kids camp
- Will train travel in the US ever rival Europe?
- Tiberon 3 Sperm Supplement
- Mexican Coca-Cola
- Richie Sambora headed for Rehab
- Paris Hilton, just do your time and shut up.
- Can you OD on Ben-Gay?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS099.mp3" length="15580784" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:43:09</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #98</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #98  6/3/2007 - Length - 45:38

- Eamon is back 
- One week later and we haven't stopped drinking
- Tony tries his hand at stand-up
- What did Bush know prior to 9-11
- Shark sperm supplement. Its our idea, don't steal it.
- Satire is bad for democracy, WHA???
- Some cycle stories
- Nascar report by Eamon
- Oh, Canada!]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS098.mp3" length="10999642" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:38</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #97</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #97 5/27/2007 - Length - 49:58

- Memorial Day Show
- Some very strange Military Valentines
- Jerry's dead. Will we miss him? Yeah right!
- We have a guest on this show - Eamon Jennings
- Eamon gives us his take on Pete Rose
- You want my autograph? Well you gotta pay!]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS097.mp3" length="12041892" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:58</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #96</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #96 5/20/2007 - Length - 42:21

- We need a new saint
- What's with the Pope?
- Squirreling your cash away.
- How do you tell if someone is crazy or talking on a cellphone?
- Michael Moore in Cuba
- Why haven't we heard about the Cheney impeachment proceedings
- Being an amatuer isn't so bad./
- Stewart Air Force Base Stones Concert
- Russia-Alaska tunnel?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS096.mp3" length="10213902" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:21</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #95</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #95 5/13/2007 - Length - 44:11

- Mullah Mouse
- Confirmitzva!
- The Queen loves the ponies
- Bon Jovi to open NJ's new arena
- Alec Baldwin running for office
- Britney living the hype
- The African Queen
- A preformance enhancing condom
- A horrible immigration solution]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS095.mp3" length="10651974" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:44:11</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #94</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #94 4/29/2007 - Length - 43:54

- Great new drink Cherry-Coke! No, not the soda.
- Gig cancellations can and do happen
- Sometimes you've got to cancel your own gigs.
- Kurt, we are sorry to see you go.
- What do you look for in a men's magazine]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS094.mp3" length="10585397" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:43:54</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #93</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #93 4/22/2007 - Length - 48:56

- Happy Earth Day
- Honey Bees in trouble
- We need to start being better stewards of our planet
- Landmark preservation
- Steve Tyler naked? 
- Surreal moments 
- Corzine's accident
- Governor Kean stories
- What a wet week!
- Destructo Art
- Should Imus have been fired?
- Did Madonna use Corporal Klinger's bra?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS093.mp3" length="11794267" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:56</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #92</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #92 4/15/2007 - Length - 35:50

- "Happy" Tax Day
- Where is my money going?
- Celebrity outtings!
- The Village People
- Disney blowing off Keith Richards?
- Vacations to stay away from]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS092.mp3" length="8648319" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:35:50</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #91</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #91 4/8/2007 - Length - 49:22

- Sex Education?
- Is cross dressing against the law?
- Gambling raid in NJ
- Coney Island memories
- Mayor Bloomberg's view on circumcision
- Newt is at it again
- Marlowe a spy?
- Views from a listener in England]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS091.mp3" length="11895637" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:22</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #90</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #90 4/1/2007 - Length - 47:33

- Guinness is good!
- What defines the suburbs
- Bring back the railroads, bigtime.
- We want our cities back!
- Whales on the beach in Atlantic City ( http://marinemammalstrandingcenter.org )
- Radio City Show freaks a guy out
- Music: Notes from the Waterfront by Tony Forte]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS090.mp3" length="11459029" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:33</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #89</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #89 3/25/2007 - Length - 49:26

- Motorcycles and concerts
- The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame News
- A short crazy history of Van Halen
- Where is ? and the Mysterians?
- A 35$ burger- What!!
- Elephant eat bread?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS089.mp3" length="11913492" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:26</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #88</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #88 3/17/2007 - Length - 56:00

- Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
- Tony's Birthday (March 13th)
- The Oscars
- Tony reviews Wild Hogs
- The Urban Dictionary ( http://urbandictionary.com  )
- A brief history of the Irish in America
- I'll have the large Calamari
- Did Ann Coulter call John Edwards a faggot?
- Are today's college students more self-centered than ever?
- What's Antonella Barba to do now?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS088.mp3" length="13485974" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:56:00</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #87</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #87 3/4/2007 - Length - 37:20

- Hard Day's Night opening chord
- Rats, rats, rats
- Don't mess with the IRS
- Gruit? What the hell?
- Knuckhead Journalism
- The Beerbelly
- Toxic Tours (Alternate tours of LA)
- How's the US doing in child care]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS087.mp3" length="9007573" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:37:20</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #86</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #86 2/25/2007 - Length - 47:01

- New Jersey anti-bias legislation 
- NJ Gov. Corzine expels junk food from schools
- A golf mauseleum (no kidding)
- Russian Military Prostitution
- More on Anna Nicole Smith
- Tony's take on the Grammies
- Guitar Shorty tour with our friend Emilio Crixell]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS086.mp3" length="11333462" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:01</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #85</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[
ODGMS Show #85 - 2/18/07  Length - 41:48

- Molly Ivins dead at 62
- Spin, spin and more spin
- Barack is officially in the race
- Dr. Robert Albiston on the Malignant Personality 
- Burger King Texas Burger commercial controversy
- You gotta catch these YouTube favorites:  http://www.mrdeity.com/
- 5000 year old hug]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS085.mp3" length="10078358" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:48</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #84</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #84 - 2/11/07 - Length 48:02

- Bingo Addictions
- Space love, what do you do when you get out of orbit.
- Anna Nicole Smith (What a story!)
- Prince at the Super Bowl
- Tony sees Dreamgirls and gives us his take
- Music activated sex machine
- Polosi getting some Republican crap over air travel

]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS084.mp3" length="11575382" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:02</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #83</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Show #83 - 2/4/2007 Length - 49:58

- Super Bowl Weekend
- Hugo Chavez and Merco Sud
- Merle Haggard's new CD controversy
- Bakersfield the Country Music mecca of California
- The War Within, a documentry by CNN
- Dream Girls critique in the Star Ledger by Charles Taylor
- Sucks About Zombies (Kathy Polenberg) http://www.freewebs.com/outsiderartist
- Divas off the Deep End
- Grace Slick stories]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS083.mp3" length="12039637" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:58</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #82</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #82 - 1/28/2007 Length - 41:11

- Club 82 (Once the place for female impersonators)
- Tony accesses Bush's State of the Union
- Britney in the news
- Ted Nuggent 
- Chumley's speakeasy in NYC (86 Bedford)
- Tony rockets The Enemy at Home by by Dinesh D'Souza 
- STDs under attack by NYC with its own line of condoms]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS082.mp3" length="9931478" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:11</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #81</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #81 - 1/21/2007  Length - 44:58

- New inducties into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
- The Nixon/Elvis connection
- Do you need your thing enlarged
- Why the obsession with genitalia
- Dick Clark and the early days of rock radio
- What's radio turning into now
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS081.mp3" length="10839831" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:44:58</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #80</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #80 - 1/14/2007 Length- 42:51

- Television in North Carolina
- Madonna is "Wallowing" in fame
- John Stossel's new book
- Some graphic testimony on TV
- Donald Trump not pulling the numbers for The Apprentice
- Remembering James Brown]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS080.mp3" length="10332374" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:51</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #79</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #79 1/8/2007

* Due to some unfortunate technical problem, we lost Show #78

- Is truthiness really a word?
- Words really aren't forever.
- What are people searching for on the Internet.
- Metropolitan Opera doing simulcasts.
- Gerald Ford remembered
- Heaven]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS079.mp3" length="9566869" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:39:40</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #77</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #77 - Show Notes Length - 31:26

- The Holiday Show
- Ever hear an autoharp?
- Tony is in the Hall of Fame
- I know who I want to pick my raffle ticket
- A singing snowman
- Is Miss USA a tad trashy?
- Ever have a Blue Christmas?
- You gotta love those Catholic School Christmas plays.]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS077.mp3" length="7559740" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:31:26</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #76</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #76 - Show Notes Length - 41:40

- Tony goes to temple and meets the mayor of Newark, NJ
- Only the best temples have bars!
- Anyone ever have a Kabalic experience?
- Happy Chanukah
- Iranian President doesn't believe the Holocost ever happened!
- Atlantic City Weddings (will they ever rival Las Vegas?)
- Spray on condoms, no kidding.
- Nick Massi, Jr. scalping tickets to Jersey Boys


Music from the Podsafe Music Network:
The Chanukah Song by Josh Jacobson
Greensleeves by Lee Harris and the Tijuana Trumpets]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS076.mp3" length="10016954" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:40</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #75</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #75 - 12/9/2006   Show Length-48:29

- What does Paris Hilton do anyway?
- Katherine Hepburn dress auctioned off
- Is Paris Hilton the new Leona Helmsley?
- Golan Cipel resurfaces.
- Tony's perception of John McCain
- Who's running for president?
- A "cool" James Brown story
- The "N" word and disarming its power.


Some Christmas Huggin and Kissin by Geoff Smith From Tennessee  
(Music courtesy of Podsafe Music Network - http://music.podshow.com)
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS075.mp3" length="11650492" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:29</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #74</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #74 - Show Notes Length - 44:59

- Mike celebrates his birthday! 
- How's the new Bond film?
- China acknowleges transplant organs come from executed prisoners
- Loose bull in Newark
- Tony goes to see a Dionne Warwick show.
- New Jersey is not all about chemical plants
- What's your opinion on the "new" Beatles album "Love"]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS074.mp3" length="10813563" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:44:59</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #73</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #73 - Show Notes Length - 49:05

- Emmitt Smith shows that his moves aren't limited to the gridiron.
- Stateside Cubans fly the cuban flag upside down.
- Papal censorship?
- PBS's 10 hour documentary on RFK
- Tommy Chong's prison stay
- Shows that we didn't mention on our 50's segment.
- We talk about Borat
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS073.mp3" length="11796220" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:05</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #72</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #72 - Show Notes Length - 34:53

- Is Oral Sex a sin? Erotic peeing? Tony talks about it.
- Mixed race twins?
- The Way We Never Were, a book by Stephanie Coontz
- Leave it to Beaver, Donna Reed Show...
- What made The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show so different?

Music: Beer Rights by Battery Life (now The Curbhounds) from the podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS072.mp3" length="8375344" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:34:53</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #71</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #71 - Show Notes Length - 46:45

- We're back after some illness - all better now!
- How about those elections!
- Massage and meth - Haggard Therepy
- Tony's review of The Departed
- More on Madonna
- The Pope's Branson Show, what a concept.

Music: Liar by The Failures from music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS071.mp3" length="11238076" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:46:45</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #70</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #70 - Show Notes Length - 34:08

- Tony clarifies his comments about the NY Dolls
- Dana's Dog House of Beauty
- The Quad burger from hell!
- The Vatican transfers some souls out of limbo
- Was Christopher Columbus the illegitimate son of  Pope Innocent VIII?
- Elizabeth Clare Prophet (How's your aura, Dora?)
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS070.mp3" length="8207164" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:34:08</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #69</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #69 - Show Notes Length - 45:18

- Mike goes to Calgary and gives us some facts about Canada
- Has anybody gone up the St. Louis Arch?
- What's happening to architecture? Are there anymore avante garde architects?
- Tony talks about the book "Tempting Faith-An Inside Story of Political Seduction" by David Kuo
- CBGB's closes and Tony talks about his days of playing there with his band, The Hounds.
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS069.mp3" length="10886716" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #68</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #68 - Show Notes Length - 37:52

- Apex chlorine explosion
- What kind of sports are you into?
- Women's bodybuilding, is this attractive?
- Johnny U: The Life and Times of John Unitas by Tom Callahan
- You ain't been fishing until you've been fishing in the Atlantic in November!
- What do you do with 6 lbs. of pot and you're the police commissioner?
- Tony's fond memories of Boston nightlife

Music: Japanese Girlfriend by Earwig from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS068.mp3" length="9103996" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:37:52</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #67</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #67 - Show Notes Length - 36:56

- Will Mike EVER get the date right?
- Republican guy talk
- The Penis Emporium, a culinary delight
- Swiss embryonic cell therapy
- Tony translates a special message from Fidel Castro]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS067.mp3" length="8878203" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:36:56</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #66</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #66 - Show Notes Length - 34:57

- The Kentucky aviation accident
- Is there anything to subliminal persuasion?
- Preserved bodies
- Chinese penis transplant
- Tony pitches a movie treatment for Jon Bon Jovi]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS066.mp3" length="8402427" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:34:57</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #65</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #65 - Show Notes Length - 46:13

- Mike and his kids really met Mr. Rogers
- Why does this administration keep using 9-11 for its own political gain.
- What is thhe Film Institute (TFI) up to anyway?
- Is Washington the new Hollywood?
- Father Rob's less than legit lottery
- Drag Queen causes scandal in Atlantic City! Wha?
- Tony recalls a day in AC when he ran the lighting for a female impersonator

Music - No More Mr. Nice Guy by Alice Cooper
from the podsafe music network: http://music.podshow.com
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS065.mp3" length="11109627" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:46:13</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #64</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #64 - Show Notes Length - 47:03

- Keep fit by drinking beer? Oh, how I wish this is true!
- Check out some fitness programs at http://stewsmith.com
- Martial Arts is not just about kicking ass
- We talk a bit about Anthony Bourdain's Lebanon War Show.
- Lightning is some serious stuff!
- "O" by Cirque du Soleil
- What does it take to get a job with Cirque du Soleil?

]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS064.mp3" length="11310075" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:03</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #63</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #63 - Show Notes Length - 47:49

Hey, we're back. Sorry about the two week wait, but personal agendas took priorities.

- Tony attends a Brazilian festival in Newark
- Brazilians are sexy!
- Which bakery has the best bread?
- Tony get trapped in his car by his zipper!
- A 9/11 "Docudrama"?
- Can meditation change things? Dr. Masaru Emotu thinks so.
- New Segment: Off Their Rocker
- What kind of trouble was Keith Richards in?

Many thank for all those who wish Tony and his family well during their time of grief.]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS063.mp3" length="11493242" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:49</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #62</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #62 - Show Notes Length - 37:27

- The Idiot Museum (aka The Creation Museum)
- Did man and dinosaurs coexist?
- The sorry state of textbook publishing
- What's important to school systems?
- Hey Cuba, you've been Castro-ated!
- Are there any good French flicks?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS062.mp3" length="9004923" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:37:27</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #61</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #61 - Show Notes Length - 47:35

- Mike attends a wedding in a very peaceful place
- Tony's newscast
- What's so great about Rudy Giuliani?
- BB King's one of NYC great clubs
- The Pope has a problem with Madonna
- Learn what Cioppino is
- We are still waiting to hear Anthony Bourdain's account of Lebanon
- More dirt on Mel Gibson

Music: Had to Wake You by Ten Ways From Sunday (http://http://www.tenwaysfromsunday.com)
From the Podsafe Music Network at http://music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS061.mp3" length="11437371" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:35</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #60</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #60 - Show Notes Length - 36:47

- Tips from Tony on timing concert tickets
- Stories from The Enquirer and The Star
- The Italian soccer team in underware ads
- How much do you spend on your underware?
- Peewee's playhouse is coming back to TV!
- Walter Cronkite, one of the greatest journalists ever]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS060.mp3" length="8844794" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:36:47</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #59</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #59 - Show Notes   Length - 49:18

- It's stinking hot here!
- Tony's newscast?
- Where did Hezbollah come from?
- Iran renames Pizza?
- We wonder how Anthony Bourdain fared in Lebanon?
- Our new segment: Off the Rocker?
- Mel Gibson: What the hell?
- Is anyone watching Rock Star this year?
- Congrats to Kathy Polenberg. She won our last contest by correctly identifying the movie as Breakfast at Tiffany's. She gets a copy of one of Tony's pieces of art.
- Listen to show for the clue for our next contest.

Music from http://music.podshow.com : Spy Beach by This Spy Surfs (http://thisspysurfs.com/)

]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS059.mp3" length="11849211" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #58</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #58 - Show Notes Length - 45:57

- Congrats to all our Leo listeners (you've got some good company)
- Some listener comments on Evita
- Madonna wants to be referred to as "The Queen"
- On Mexico's election
- Keith Richards is back on the job!
- How many time would you like to hear "Wooly Bully"?
- The summer movies are out: Pirates and Superman sweep?
- Is Superman really jewish? http://www.rabbisimcha.com
- What's up with circumcision? Is it really necessary?


Music from http://music.podshow.com : I Ain't Lyin by George Fletcher - Bourbon Renewal (http://georgefletcher.com/)
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS058.mp3" length="11032432" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:57</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #57</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #57 Show Notes  - Show Length: 43:26

- Happy Bastille Day (sorta late, off by 1 day!)
- World events inspire Tony to deliver a speech
- Congrats to Italy for winning the World Cup
- So the next World Cup will be in South Africa?
- Mike talks about some extreme car jacking protection
- No winner in our contest - The movie was Andy Warhol's "Heat"
- New contest: What movie did the line "He's Varjak, Paul" come from? (Takes place at the NY Public Library). Be the first to get it right and we'll send you some of Tony's art.
- Go look up some of Tony's lyrics at the NY public library. That's where they are catalogued.
- Wouldn't "Dogs" be a great play?
- Another Sly Stalone movie coming?
- A bit about Sly's past
- Ann Coulter takes the missionary position on the topic of "questionable" sexual activities
- Mixing drinks with Ovaltine]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS057.mp3" length="10439739" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:43:26</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #56</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #56 Show Notes  - Show Length: 49:45

- All about Fascism
- More politics than we've had in a while!
- A phone interview with John Surrell of Bad Posture
- Why Tony hates Evita
- The real story about Evita
- Remember to call in next week at 6:30pm EDT]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS056.mp3" length="11955189" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:45</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #55</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #55 - Show Notes Length - 36:47

- Happy Fourth of July
- Tony's World Cup News Flashes
- A discussion about a Kathleen Shea article about a dance recital
- We've got a contest - win some Forte artwork - listen to Tony's rendition of a movie scene, be the first to tell us the movie, and you'll win.
- Philadephia's Gino's Steaks want its customers to order in english and only in english.
- Some stories about Philly
- Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi visits Graceland]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS055.mp3" length="8842490" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:36:47</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #54</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #54 - Show Notes Length - 42:47

- Tony and Mike discuss Anthony Bourdain's book Kitchen Confidential
- Sacramento rice paddies (good eats for some)
- Dancer Alessandra Belloni performs in Rhythm is the Cure check website for details (http://www.alessandrabelloni.com)
- Rights to Elvis' image purchased.
- Tony recall some Elvis stories
- Remembering Nixon
- Dolly Parton loves Velveeta]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS054.mp3" length="10284217" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:47</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #53</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #53 - Show Notes Length - 40:19

- Tony teaches kids how to sing
- Happy Father's Day
- Mike's son is in Bosnia to do some work with orphans
- Hairspray is canceled in Vegas
- Woman claims she witnessed Bush in a threesome
- More Drudge crap
- Tony's advertising favorites
- Judy Garland, Live at Carnegie Hall (possibly the only JG album you'll ever need to own)


Background Music: Spy Beach by This Spy Surfs (http://thisspysurfs.com/)
From http://music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS053.mp3" length="9693241" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:40:19</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #52</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #52 - Show Notes Length - 58:04

- Wow! ODGMS is one year old and still going
- We love the NY Post
- Old KKK pictures discovered
- 50's anarachism (Did it exist?)
- Articles from The New York Blade, a weekly newspaper for the gay and lesbian community of New York City
- A new twist on Texas Holdem
- Tony does Ethel Merman (impressions)
- Joe DiMaggio visited Tony's house. A call in from Tony's aunt verifies it.

Music: The Needles - Begger Man's Blues (http://www.moonrockneedles.com)
From http://music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS052.mp3" length="13953337" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:58:04</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #51</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #51 - Show Notes Length - 52:41

- Could there be any truth to the rumor of a Bush-Rice affair?
- Where does that 700 club money go to?
- Tony explains Mike's Jay Lo dream
- Recap of naked cop story (boy, is there more to this one!)
- Patriotic sex in cars
- Fleet week in NYC (Tony visits the USS Kearsarge http://www.kearsarge.navy.mil )


Music: (from http://music.podshow.com)
Maria Daines - Rollin
IOMA Artist Of The Year 2006 
http://www.maria-daines.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jun 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS051.mp3" length="12661368" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:52:41</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #50</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #50 - Show Notes Length - 55:19

- Mike plugs his favorite kielbasa joint
- Bush cites the best moment of his presidency
- Tony delivers his slant on the administration's finest moments
- More on masturbation (no, we're not beating this topic to death)
- Mike thinks he knows who androgynous "Pat" of SNL was modeled after
- Tony really digs Walter Mercado, the Liberace of horoscopes
- A naked Jennifer Lopez delivers programming code - yup, you're dreaming
- Tony reviews "Where the Heart Is", a Walmart extraveganza
- What's with Mike's fear of Janis Joplin's Me and Bobby MaGee

Music: (from http://music.podshow.com)
Carne Cruda - Aguamala
http://www.carnecruda.com/]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS050.mp3" length="13290937" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:55:19</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #49</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #49 - Show Notes Length - 49:08

- Keith Richards falls out of a tree
- Tommy Hilfiger takes a couple of swings at Axl Rose
- Tony's take on Opus Dei (by the way, women are allowed to join)
- What's with Dean on 700 club
- Have you seen any naked cops driving around? You gotta hear this one folks!

Music: (from http://music.podshow.com)
The Freedom People - New Revolution
http://www.freedompeople.net]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS049.mp3" length="11806899" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:08</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #48</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #48 - Show Notes Length - 50:55

- Our horse didn't win the Kentucky Derby
- Everything you wanted to know about bourbon
- Rush Limbaugh's demographics
- Tony turned Mario Cuomo on to Bluegrass Music
- New book by Douglas Brinkley, The Great Deluge
- Ever hear of the "Mole People" of NY City
- What's an ODGMS show without some political discussion.
- Stupidity about the National Anthem]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS048.mp3" length="12235126" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:50:55</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #47</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #47 - Show Notes Length - 54:36

- Geocaching, Mike's new hobby. http://www.geocaching.com
- Our friend Jason Evangelho from Insomnia Radio (http://insomniaradio.net) informs us that Blame Amy has just released their self titled debut album. We're fans, and have played their music a few shows back.  You can get the CD at http://piggybackrecords.com/merch_blame.htm
- If you liked Dave Morrison's poetry from our last show, you may want to check out works by other artist at http://www.thievesjargon.com including some works from our new listener Kathy Polenberg.
- Hitler and the night of the long knives
- The NY Post bashes Clinton's new portrait.
- Mike's Louisville story - nothing to do with the Kentucky Derby.
- Jack, Johnny & Jose music by Tony Forte
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 06 May 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS047.mp3" length="13118138" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:54:36</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #46</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #46 - Show Notes Length - 39:22
Some Mature Content

- Tony discusses "The Tattoo History Source Book" a book by Steve Gilbert
- Some other books out of the Juno Book catalogue (http://www.powerhousebooks.com)
- Le Mysterie Des Voix Bulgares (a great album from the Bulgarian Women's Choir)
- Tony remembers his first solo gigs in Boston
- Poems by Tony's friend Dave Morrison (http://www.dave-morrison.com)
- Martha Reeves on to a new job!
- Ms. Ross is no diva in our book.]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS046.mp3" length="9465145" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:39:22</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #45</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #45 - Show Notes Length - 49:05
Some Mature Content

- How to deal with losers?
- A great polical week.
- Bush can't get the support of Retired Generals
- San Francisco Earthquake Blues
- Enrico Caruso's account of the SF Earthquake (http://www.sfmuseum.org/1906/ew19.html)
- The Vatican has a problem with the Da Vinci Code
- Masturbator on the NY Subway (http://www.nypost.com/commentary/67219.htm)

Need a Podcast Generator? Our listener, Alberto Betella, has released one that may interest you.
Find it at http://podcastgen.sourceforge.net



]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS045.mp3" length="11795041" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:05</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #44</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #44 - Show Notes Length - 38:29

- Yakov Smirnov, soviet humor at its finest?
- Harvey Fierstein (Hairspray in Vegas). Broadway theater trimmed to 90 minutes.
- Alfredo Silipigni, former conductor of the New Jersey State Opera  
- Tony defines Diva (well he stole it)
- We like John Waters.
- A Bahamian government board's decision to ban the movie Brokeback Mountain is nuts!  
- Tony sees some crazy island porno flick
- Rosie's gay family cruise stirs some stupid comments for some intolerant idiots.
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS044.mp3" length="9252594" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:38:29</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #43</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #43 - Show Notes Length - 41:07

- Out there a little late, but its been a busy week
- Mike played sound engineer this week
- Tony gives some high school kids advice
- The Sopranos offensive to Italians?
- Night Soldiers by Alan Furst
- Ann Coulter pisses off the working class again!
- One guy proves that as much as they try, the Bush Administration can't control all the press conferences

Music: Lullaby for Lawyers by Steve Newman & Friends http://www.britishsongs.com
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS043.mp3" length="9882164" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:07</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #42</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #42 - Show Notes Length - 54:37

- If you want my money, ya gotta perform!
- Buck Owens we will miss you
- All about the Missouri river
- Tony Forte's Cougar wrestling team. Oh well, you can't win them all.
- UFO stories 
- Who's servicing your aircraft?
- As much as we like Duct Tape, we don't think it should be the primary repair tool for aviation.
- Gonna do a self-color on your hair, think again.
- Rock and Roll Hall of Fame stories
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS042.mp3" length="13123309" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:54:37</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #41</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #41 - Show Notes Length - 41:40

- An all around bad travel week
- Mike's first day of Spring in Nebraska
- Coast Guard grounds boat on NJ sand bar
- Laird Hamilton and other surfer stories
- Jon Bon Jovi is having a crack at acting again
- Tony buys two Elvis movies

Surf Music: Ventura Freeway by Tony Forte]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS041.mp3" length="10018101" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:40</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #40</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #40 - Show Notes Length - 53:04

- Warning to spring break women.from the AMA
- Tony cites the difference between screwing around and fooling around
- How a call girl brought down a British Cabinet
- If offered, Tony would take a role on the Sopranos\
- More on Bode Miller
- Mike has visitors from Iceland.
- Some interesting things about Iceland.
- Mike gives his take of the Queen tour with Paul Rogers
- The Manasquan Triangle
- Nazi sub discovered off the coast of NJ

Music: Vid Sigluem by Ari Baldursson]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS040.mp3" length="12753507" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:53:04</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #39</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #39 Show Notes  - Show Length: 48:47

- Happy St. Patrick's Day
- Tony does his rendition of MacNamara's Band
- Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day
- Child molester aledgedly gets sexually abused by 3 women and a cucumber.
- Drinking and boating don't mix
- Never fall asleep on a New Jersey Transit train.

Music:
This one is by a friend of Emilio Crixell, Mike Butler
Postcards from Hell by American Heartbreak from http://music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS039.mp3" length="35148868" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:47</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #38</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #38 Show Notes  - Show Length: 48:59
(May contain strong language)
- The Blob attacks LA
- Hitler's Exhibit of Degenerate Art
- Hog and Antelope love (Ah, where the antelope roam.)
- More on Billy Joel
- Tony (Tina) Turner. Tony gets into a Tina Turner mood.
- Branson, Missouri (Where musical careers go.)
- Bobby Vinton's Polish Ham Award
- Ollie North has a new show; War Stories.
- Olympic Medals look like crap!
- Alex Rimbaldi's great solo moment comes and goes. You'll know why you never heard of him.

Music:
Naked City by Valley Lodge from http://music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 04 Mar 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS038.mp3" length="11758768" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:59</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #37</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #37 Notes - Show Length - 51:24
*Warning: Language*

- ODGMS wins Nigerian Sweepstakes! We're Rich!!
- Numbers in Naples (sorry Napoli)
- Tony's car experiences the miracle of prayer
- Big numbers come in for our INXS and Bobbit shows, can someone explain this?
- The Stones didn't suck at the Super Bowl, the sound guy did!
- The Lifeline Portable Gym is what Jagger uses to keep his svelt figure
- The new Ken doll (Described by stylist Phillip Bloch as Matthew McConaughey meets Orlando Bloom)
- Now you can get your own action figure of yourself (or someone you hate for Voodoo rituals!). One company that does this is Andgor (www.andgor.com).
- Mike gets pissed over the US Port management deal with Dubai
- If you're in the military, can you be in an adult movie?
- More on the olympics]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS037.mp3" length="12353922" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:51:24</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #36</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Show Notes #36 - Show Length: 49:18

- Shroud of Turin (fact or fiction)
- Spike TV 
- Boxing
- Everyone wants to go to Brokeback Mountain 
- Amazing rainbows
- The Stones at the Super Bowl (How does Jagger manage to stay fit?)
- How does Tony feel about the Grammys
- Truman Capote
- Penthouse Pet signs Tony's T-Shirt
- It's out: INXS the worst reality show ever!
- Billy Joel is out to put the screws to ticket scalpers


Music:
Film Star by Aceface (http://www.aceface.net) from the Internet Archive (http://www.archive.org)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS036.mp3" length="11846898" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #35</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #35 Notes - Show Length - 42:45
Some Mature Content

- Not everyone was happy with our last show, oh well
- Happy Valentines Day (Who was St. Valentine?)
- Why does sex make Western religions nervous?
- Digital sex - nothing to do with computers.
- Back to Barbie with some Ken (new and improved) thrown in for good measure.
- 2006 Olympics 
- An old Italian joke with a very bad accent.
- All about Torino (Don't you dare call it Turin)
- Sex at the Olympics, half a million condoms given out.

Music:
Perfect Fit by Blame Amy (http://www.blameamy.com) from the Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS035.mp3" length="10276290" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:45</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #34</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #34 Notes - Show Length - 32:59

- Hey, even Princess Grace needs a beach pass in Jersey!
- Time to celebrate it's Tibetan New Year again (deja vu)
- You can see the dance apron in person at the New Jersey's Newark Museum (http://www.newarkmuseum.org)
- Will Jagger show some nipple at SBXL? Will it stir controversy?
- Our favorite is Pittsburgh (also happens to be one of our favorite towns)
- If you're ever in Pittsburgh be sure to check out Primanti Brothers (http://www.primantibros.com). Make sure you go to the one on Strip, I think its the best.
- Tony gives a history lesson: Federalists vs. Jeffersonians (Oddly enough called the Republican party, no association with the current Republican Party)
- Madness by  The Bombhappies (http://www.gardenrecordings.com/tbh) taken from our friends http://music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS034.mp3" length="7933121" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:32:59</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #33</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA["ODGMS Show #33 Notes - Show Length - 37:22

- Listener Mail
- Minister Fred Phelps - The lead idiot of the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas. What is wrong with this guy? I thought the message was that God loves everyone
- A story about some Americans doing the right thing. The Patriot Guard Riders (http://www.patriotguard.org) and its NJ Captain John "Shamdog" Hammack.  They had their roots in the American Legion Riders (http://www.americanlegionriders.net)
- Brokeback Mountain, gays are coming out of the corrals.
- Tim LaHaye, the Left Behind guy, 63 million of these Apocalyptic novels have been sold. (Remember folks these books are listed under FICTION!). His wife and him now released a Christian marriage manual (no oral sex - no kidding).
- On A Podcast by Cruisebox (www.thatpodcastsong.com) (explicit version) from http://music.podshow.com
- Visit our friends at the great indie publication Exit (http://exitweekly.com)"]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS033.mp3" length="8983177" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:37:22</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #32</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #32 Notes - Length - 44:18

- Mardi Gras will be a go! The New Orleans spirit is unstoppable
- Will the real Mike Marino please step up
- Pat Robertson continues to stick his foot in his mouth with his comments on Israel
- A new Holy Land Amusment Park? What would Jesus think?
- Is Whitney Houston going down hill?
- Rock and Roll fillers
- What do you guys think about Queen with Paul Rodgers?
- Laura Bush believes that Condoleezza Rice will be president
- What about Hillary?
- The Washington DC Monopoly Game (only its for real)
- Sophia Loren
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS032.mp3" length="10647095" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:44:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #31</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA["ODGMS Show #31- A Doll Show? - Show Length - 40:18

- Well we got the sound right!
- Martin Luther King Day
- Desert Living
- Microwave Barbie (reports of Barbie abuse)
- A beef barley soup interruption
- What would Barbie measurements be if she were life size.
- A well endowed Superman
- Some guy uses his "size" as his defense in a rape case
- The Virile Powers of Superb Manhood a book by Bernard Macfadden (that's Eugen Sandow, the first professional body builder, in the photo)
- Where has compassion gone? "]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS031.mp3" length="9687049" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:40:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #30</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA["Show Notes #30 - Back from Vacation - Show Length: 34:51

- W.C. Fields and Baby Leroy 
- How were your holidays? 
- Did you guys get new iPods for Christmas? 
- Mae R. Wilson's "Yielding to Spirit" 
- Our sources in London say that the double decker buses are still running 
- Does Tony sing Portuguese with an American or British accent? 
- A comparison of Las Vegas and Atlantic City 
- Mike's encounter with Faith Hill in Atlantic City 
- Yogi Berra 
- Abby Hoffman 
- Greeting from nuke central 
- London by the Tragedy Kings from http://music.podshow.com"]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2006 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS030.mp3" length="8380968" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:34:51</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #29</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA["Show Notes #29 - The Christmas Show - Show Length: 34:41

Tony and Mike change things up a little in this Holiday special
Very little talking and a whole lotta playing.
Eric delivers "Joy to the World" on trumpet.
Some Tony originals all performed in a live acoustic set at ODGMS studios.
1. Second Hand Old Man
2. Big Black Car
3. Luckey Penny (an Appalachian Waltz)
4. Uma Brisa Do Mar (Brazilian tune)
5. In The Night

Enjoy the Holidays!"]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS029.mp3" length="8339224" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:34:41</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #28</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[- Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanza, Happy Festivus - Mike remarks on Broadways Spamalot with Tim Curry - Australian Riots - We need to get rid of intolerance - Londons double decker buses have been retired - Surfing on Lake Michigan - Dangerous Surfing in Brazil - Bush Barbi doll fantasy - Ann Corio: This Was Burlesque  - What part of Shakespeare in the Park would intrigue a boy from Iceland? - I wanna be a Chippendale dancer]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS028.mp3" length="10945754" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:32</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #27</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[- Hey give us a call!! We need to hear from you - Again with the underwear! - VH1 "Save The Music" http://www.vh1.com/partners/save_the_music/home.html - Giving up your first class seat to a military person - More on Rush Limbaugh - Destroying compassion ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS027.mp3" length="11689080" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:38</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #26</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Birthday Greetings to Mike and Elian Gonzalez - Some corrections to past shows thanks to our astute listener Andy - Mr. Wonderful identified - ODGMS gets a Skype number (201-977-1220) - Tony's music is now available on music.podshow.com - The history of music videos - Are there any porno music videos? - The other Tony Forte - Wild Kingdom - The Candy Butchers (Give Me a Second Chance for Christmas) http://www.candybutchers.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS026.mp3" length="11716728" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:45</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #25</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Negotiating Traffic Tickets in Italy - French mobile courtroom (Please someone verify this!) - Italian paper jungle - Heidi Fleiss plans to open male brothel in Neveda!  How much stamina will these guys have? Could this really work? - Perfect Man Doll - A new book about JFK assassination by Lamar Waldron and Thom Hartmann - The "Sixth Avenue" countries - Rush Limbaugh is Humpty Dumpty - Man on a Mission by Chance for the podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS025.mp3" length="8858340" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:36:51</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #24</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[- Tony's dental work - Nigel from England helps us out with remembering the name of the Avenger's actor Patrick McNee.  - Clarification of the British take on the top 3 films - We love the Brits (HONEST!) - Mike asks Tony to put his music up under Creativ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS024.mp3" length="10150747" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:14</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #23</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Black Gold Stranglehold (Abiotic Oil?) - Remembering The Beverly Hillbillies - If people believe that the oil supply is replenishable, would we see an increase in pollution? - Back to Summo Wrestling - Back to Tony's Underwear - Some women would like to enforce a "Sit Down" rule for men when men urinate! - Mike's son Alex from the band "My Only Hope" drops by - Annoying Laser Pointers]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS023.mp3" length="9236925" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:38:25</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #22</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[We just can't get the dates right! - Indictments - Right Wing Pornsters - Halloween - The Three Greatest Films of All Time (According to British Critics) - Write to us at our new mail address odgms@yahoo.com ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS022.mp3" length="9156860" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:38:05</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #21</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Band Hell (Gigs no one wants) - Did Marco Polo really bring noodles back to Italy? - What's a hundred year old egg, anyway? - This could be our gourmet show - Cocaine Blows! (no pun intended) - Coca Cola and it's roots]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS021.mp3" length="8190045" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:34:03</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #20</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[The Fall of Bush/GOP Damage Control - Veteran Cutbacks - Illegal Aliens (The New Terrorists) - John Voorhees (We've Been Had) - Previous Show Followups - Rudy and WNYC -We talk about Tony's underwear - The Naked Man Festival]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS020.mp3" length="7410428" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:30:49</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #19</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Los Cucarachas Milliones -  Spun Syndrome - War on Porn - Censorship USA - Tony Meet Al Goldstein ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS019.mp3" length="8599632" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:35:45</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #18</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Peace March - LBJ - Bush Makes the National Enquirer - Official US Sex Survey]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS018.mp3" length="8464218" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:35:12</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #17</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[October Astrology Report - How to score a mate  - Men's Vogue? - Original Lifebouy Soap Stink - Coke - Alternative to Talc - Tony meets Andre Segovia]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS017.mp3" length="10170793" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:19</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #16</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Recap on Katrina - Mardi Gras Must Go On - What? ODGMS won't bash Bush? - More Penis Cuts - Adam Gaddan the new Tokyo Rose - Neil Horsley and sex with mules! - The Queen From Outer Space and other B-Rated Movies]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS016.mp3" length="10869597" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:13</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #15</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[The Original Show 13 broadcast - Commercials and Pitches and Focus Groups - White Castle Zen Ads - Tony Talks about Bob Grant - Nude Beach Stories  - New Jersey and Radio - Hot "Chiquita" at the Beach - John Wayne Bobbit (FrankenPenis) - No son, you don't have a penis bone!]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS015.mp3" length="13384816" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:55:45</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #14</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Remembering 9/11 - A Tale of Two Towers - Elements of the Extraordinary (a book by Gerald Bailey) - Pat Robertson and the 700 Club - What would happen if Disney aquired the 700 Club - Introducing Froggy - Little Richard stories]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS014.mp3" length="13766467" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:57:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #13</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[A show simply dedicated to New Orleans - Please make a donation to the Red Cross to help those distressed and displaced by Katrina.]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS013.mp3" length="14523906" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>01:00:28</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #12</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Dog Days of Summer - Bob Novak - Bush on the defensive - Young Earth Creationists - Revised Christianity - ODGMS Movie Poll Results - Car 54 - September Astrology Report - What pisses you off - MATTHEW VESCOVO's Instructoart]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS012.mp3" length="11417504" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:31</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #11</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Poll Results from the highly scientific ODGMS poll - A strange discussion about sex in public - Vodka enema - Samurai stress relief - WNYC - Leonard Lopate - Tony blasts Jack Cahill's book Hoodwinked - Some nice surf music by artist members of the Yahoo Group "Surf Guitar 101"]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS011.mp3" length="11990803" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:54</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #10</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[10th Show Celebration - Rock Star Recap - TV in General - Marilyn Monroe - Ravi Shankar - Just some good stuff in this one]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS010.mp3" length="12571388" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:52:19</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #9</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Fab Five of New Orleans - Greenwich Village - The Village Press - A book review of "The Republican Noise Machine" by David Brock - Revolution Not Reform by Die Kapitalist Pig - The Salt Peter House of Corrections in New Orleans - Creole Gumbo and All That Jazz - ZxlXML an Excel RSS Generator (Free)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS009.mp3" length="8440288" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:35:09</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #8</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[In this show Tony reviews Rock Star:INXS the new reality TV offering from CBS. I don't think that we'll have very many friends over at CBS after this one. ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS008.mp3" length="28583374" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:39:41</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #7</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Pot Question - New Orleans - Jazz Me Blues (by His Master's Choice) - Prohibition - The Beat Era - Aura June (by Aura June) - The Sixties - Tenets of The Beat Generation]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS007.mp3" length="24434294" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:33:56</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #6</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[London Bombing - Bad Posture (What Are We Fighting For) - Australia - The French - Our Administration - As long as there's beer.]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS006.mp3" length="9904970" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:12</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #5</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Famous Guitars By Chance - Destroy That Letter - Emilio Crixell - The Most Common Regrets]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS005.mp3" length="6529024" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:27:12</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #4</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[The 4th of July Show - God Bless America - The Pledge of Allegiance - Patriotism - The Founding Fathers - The Battle of Brooklyn Heights]]></description>
           <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS004.mp3" length="7619285" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:31:41</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #3</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[28 Notes in 2.5 Hours- Space Cadet Horn Player - Alfred Pitches A Fit - Do You Want This Gig Or Not]]></description>
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           <description><![CDATA[Listener Letters - Mae West- Stinky - The President - Foolish Flag Amendment]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>webguy@odgms.com</author>
           <description><![CDATA[Interviewing For The CIA - My Cousin The Saint - Abbott and Costello Was Real!]]></description>
           <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS #48 - Show Notes Length - 50:55

- Our horse didn't win the Kentucky Derby
- Everything you wanted to know about bourbon
- Rush Limbaugh's demographics
- Tony turned Mario Cuomo on to Bluegrass Music
- New book by Douglas Brinkley, The Great Deluge
- Ever hear of the "Mole People" of NY City
- What's an ODGMS show without some political discussion.
- Stupidity about the National Anthem]]></description>
           <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2005 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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