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       <description>Tony Forte Radio Show</description>
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       <itunes:subtitle>ODGMS features the rants, stories and observations of Tony Forte.</itunes:subtitle>
       <itunes:summary>Veteran performer Tony Forte delivering his take on politics, the news and life in general. His stories are well researched and interesting and delivered with one of those voices that just makes you want to listen. 
(Archived Shows available on http://www.odgms.com)</itunes:summary>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #193</title>
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           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #193 6/29/2009 Length - 44:50

- Michael Jackson gone
- When Icons die...
- It's the Cyclone's Birthday!
- Poem to the Cyclone
- New HBO show "HUNG"
- Project Blue Book ( http://www.myspace.com/theprojectbluebook )]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #192</title>
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           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #192 6/22/2009 Length - 44:27

- Tracking the economy through underware
- FlightStats.com
- Manscaping
- Rules for good parties
- Growing up without growing old
- Multiple intelligence 
  http://www.thomasarmstrong.com/multiple_intelligences.htm
- Shoulder Pain relief...
  http://islandyoga.com/rotator_cuff.php
  ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:44:27</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #191</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #191 6/15/2009 Length - 40:00

- Titanic Show 
- Speaking of other sinking ships...
- Sarah Palin Snub Machine
- Disney Gay Day
- Miss California fired
- Did the GOP cooked the abortion polls?
- Coke Luggage?
- Submarine Smuggling
- Calculating God by Robert J. Sawyer
- Hugo Chavez at it again
- Kelly Caruso]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:40:00</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #190</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #190 6/8/2009 Length - 41:36

- What do look for in a drummer?
- Reporters can be asses.
- Comrad Obama?
- Marx Brothers quotes
- American Pie - Jumped the Shark?
- Another Gay Movie
- The psychology of pitchmen]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:41:36</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #189</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #189 6/1/2009 Length - 43:36

- What do you do when you gotta go?
- runpee.com providing a valuble service
- French english classes - what a nightmare!
- What does Bush miss about the presidency?
- Should Cheney be tried?
- Torture does not work!
- Bigtime tax cheats and their havens
- Scorsese's Shine a Light
- A New Jersey possum meat market
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:43:36</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #188</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #188 5/25/2009 Length - 43:18

- Happy Memorial Day!
- High School Surfing Team 
- Is Bruce getting work done?
- Miss California 
- Eileen Benson reads us poem
- Michael Phelps sex scandal
- You too can be a paparazzi
- Golfer strips down to his underwear 
- The rain in Spain is tainted with cocaine
- The End of Overeating by David Kessler]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:43:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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           <title>ODGMS - Show #187</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #187 5/11/2009 Length - 39:30

- Autistic kid drives car and gets on a plane
- Don't mess with the marching band!
- The new Gatorade program
- Ribbecke guitars http://www.ribbecke.com
- Speaking of Faith - Krista Tippett
- Bulent Ersoy the Turkish celebrity
- Water is the new oil
- Rhythm as an intelligence ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:39:30</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #186</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #186 5/4/2009 Length - 43:00

- A day at the races
- Good Fellas roundup
- John and the Funk Brothers http://www.basslife.net
- Happy Birthday Frankie Valli
- Bon Bon's lawyers busy at work
- Bum Jovi - Tony's new ego
- More Cheney B.S.
- Kent State Protest 2009 
- Youth for Western Civilization
- What's with Tom Tancredo?
- AF1 Photo Op]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:43:00</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #185</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #185 4/27/2009 Length - 33:06

- Priority Mail rant
- Screaming White Woman stories
- Funny stories
- What's your earliest memory?
- Watch out for phone scams
- Ed Schultz on MSNBC
- Right wing nut jobs!
- The World is Flat by Thomas Friedman
- Immigrants]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:33:06</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #184</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #184 4/20/2009 Length - 45:30

- We're playing catch-up
- Obama's World Tour
- Could we be seeing a new start to US-Cuba relations?
- The dog ate the evidence...
- More Palin News
- Need to enhance your member?
- Chrysler and Fiat merging - what would the name be?
- Cosmo never stops
- Real men are expensive
- Bruce under fire
- Newark School Stadium]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:45:29</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #183</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #183 4/6/2009 Length - 47:51

- Robert Kennedy Jr.
- Dumb Money by Daniel Gross
- Rude awakening - roommate etiquette
- Pimp out your wife! WTF?
- Three Stooges remake?
- Naked Rugby
- Mike goes to see a Derek Trucks show]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:47:51</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #182</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #182 3/30/2009 Length - 48:33

- Coffee and Gas
- The Russian Sentiment
- Tony wrote a donut song
- Has Bruce been tucked?
- Who else could sing Bolare besides Dean?
- Britney's new show
- GW on Tour
- Tony calls Alan Colmes
- Porn in the USA
- The benefits of sex]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:48:32</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #181</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #181 3/23/2009 Length - 45:50

- Yeah! It's Spring
- What the hell is the O2?
- An Uncover charge? A stripper tax?
- Legal vs. Sinful
- We don't think CNBC's Kudlow has it right!
- And now on to the...SEX
- The New Cosmo
- The new Trojan ads]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:45:50</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #180</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #180 3/16/2009 Length - 49:00

- Possibly the shortest blues song ever
- Tony's Birthday
- Sorta the St. Patrick's Day Show
- Mike really likes Tears for Beers
- Belinda Carlisle on Dancing with the Stars
- William Moses Kunstler Fund for Racial Justice
- Michael Jackson's London Gig
- Three on a Dime by Eileen Benson 
- Rush Limbaugh is really not that well liked
- The HustleTov award goes to...Abercrombie & Fitch]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:48:59</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #179</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #179 3/9/2009 Length - 42:13

- Paul Harvey parrot
- Zbigniew Brzezinski comments on Afganistan
- One-liners
- American Pie-The Naked Mile
- Once again...Sarah Palin
- Portuguese Rodizio]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:42:12</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #178</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #178 3/2/2009 Length - 42:06

- Rush is toast
- SuperMacho!
- Tony's Movie Reviews (Slumdog,The Wrestler)
- Presidential Popularity
- Keith Richards tells Ron Wood to sober up!]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:46:02</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #177</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #177 2/23/2009 Length - 46:38

- Sun moving into Picses 
- Women in SUVs
- The Palins are in trouble
- Hannity just go away!
- New crazies on the horizon
- Car 54
- Tony's take on Po-Po-Mo
- Shock Doctrine
- Atlantic City Bar and Grill]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:46:37</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #176</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #176 - 2/16/2009 Length - 44:16

- Happy Valentines Day! 
- Everthing always ends up on ice
- New York Harbor, a great place
- Song plagiarism?
- Hot new couple...
- Dean Martin a country singer? Bing too?!!!
- Ronnie back in the news
- The stimulus package
- The Hounds - On the Road
- Why not just kill radio? ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:44:15</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #175</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #175 2/9/2009 Length - 37:19

- HustleTov award goes to... Psychic:Sylvia Browne
- 25 sex questions
- If you were gay who would you do?
- THE BIG RICH: The Rise and Fall of the Greatest Texas Oil Fortunes
- Orgy of tolerance
- Making fun of commercials
- Don't dare speak anything but English in Nashville
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:37:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #174</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #174 2/2/2009 Length - 44:21

- Super Bowl Madness
- Bruce's songs shortened for halftime show
- Did a pig decide the fate of the Super Bowl?
- The Pottsville Maroons and the Cardinals curse
- Rush Limbaugh
- Another winner Dear Abbey
- Tony can find an opening!]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:44:20</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #173</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #173 1/26/2009 - Length - 39:12


- Home movie soundtracks
- Running to school in Africa
- Law and Disorder
- Surfing invented by Bolivian Incas!
- Eileen Benson - "Blagojevich Bleep"
- Delta Blues
- Big Black Car (Tony Forte and Slim Harpo versions)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:39:11</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #172</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #172 1/19/2009 - Length - 43:50

- The Pre-Inauguration Show
- Jamie Lynn Spears photos stolen
- Is Bush apologetic enough?
- What's Palin hiding?
- Miracle on the Hudson
- SNARG
- Crazy business names
- Gitmo Vacation as a vacation destination
- TransVetite?
- Another funny Dear Abbey
- Conservation
- The Obama Inauguration
- MLK
- God Is Calling You by Tony Forte]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:43:49</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #171</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #171 1/12/2009 Length - 50:55

- A Face in the Crowd
- Was the choice of Rick Warren a bad choice for the Inauguration?
- Sadness hit the Travolta household
- Schultz!
- Extreme Fighting
- The Oral Office
- Edith Piaf
- Dollar a Day Diet]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:50:55</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #170</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #170 1/5/2009 Length - 44:43

- Happy New Year!
- California facing possible water shortages this year
- Frankie Valli on ice
- Pattie LaBelle overcomes sound system failure
- Moon Sand
- Bush Legacy Project
- Sordid Lives on Logo
- Sarah Palin now a gramma
- Tina Turner
- Horoscope]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:44:42</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #169</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #169 12/22/2008 Length - 40:25

- Our Christmas Show!
- Vatican praises the Beatles? Maybe not!
- Bible Mania by Tony Forte
- Grampa Buff!
- The 100 Greatest Singers of ALL TIME! Wah?
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:40:24</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #168</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #168 12/15/2008 Length - 39:41

- Bush gets a shoes tossed at him
- Natalia's book about Elliot Spitzer
- Steven Forbes "Boogie Man" 
- Sarah Palin's disagreements with McCain
- Handcuffs.net
- What the hell is a Snuggie?
- The Spider Dance http://www.smarttix.com
- Little Mommy doll controversy]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
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           <itunes:duration>00:39:40</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #167</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #167 12/1/2008 Length - 42:58

- Armband religon is killing the GOP
- Christ Wars
- Palin goes to the Turkey farm
- Tony has a Myspace page
- Rock Dreams by Nik Cohn
- How's it gonna play out for Hugo
- Grove Press and the end of literary censorship
- Deepak Chopra as interpreted by Tony
- How often should you change bed sheets?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS167.mp3" length="15514518" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:57</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #166</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #166 11/24/2008 - Length - 48:59

- Did Bruce take a tip from us?
- The Bruce Springsteen Born to Run line...
- New Jersey State Song
- Death by Death!
- Missing A-bombs?
- Tony plays a few guitar licks for us
- An interesting story about Carl Perkins
- Elvis, The Beatles and the FBI
- Foodie Movies
- Bush's last days
- Tina Turner is in town
- Is feeling up dummies normal?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS166.mp3" length="17679241" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:58</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #165</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #165 11/17/2008 Length - 40:41

- Congrats to Obama!
- Why not vote at the ATMs
- Is Lieberman having a meltdown?
- Palin still hitting the news bigtime!
- Can you be elected if your are a felon?
- Eileen Benson reads "A Gift Unleashed"]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS165.mp3" length="14689459" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:40:40</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #164</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #164 11/03/2008 Length - 49:36

- Tony sings "Take The Country Back"
- Eileen Benson calls in a poem about Palin
- Gonzo Journalism
- Faith trumps Science?
- McCarthyism is not dead (unfortunately)
- People are suckers for stories
- Every little sperm is sacred!
- Drop your kid off in Nebraska
- Frankie Vincent]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS164.mp3" length="17902953" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:36</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #163</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #163 10/27/2008 Length - 37:14

- Forget hints from Heloise, here are some from Tony
- Mummified Ice Cream pops
- Guy and Madonna split
- It's Italian to me
- So What!
- Here's a rule - don't take photos of your member
- Fast Company Magazine
- Movie rating system]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS163.mp3" length="13448764" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:37:13</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #162</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #162 10/20/2008 Length - 46:03

- The Alaska State Flag Song
- Palin on SNL
- Shut up and sing
- How about the debate?
- The Alfred E. Smith dinner
- God given oil!
- How do you steal a beach?
- Who do you call if you're not happy with you hooker?
- Jay Lustig at http://www.nj.com/entertainment/popspot
- Want some mushroom soup?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS162.mp3" length="16624512" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:46:02</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #161</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #161 10/06/2008 Length 1:10:50

- Recycled vomit stories
- Watch where you place your ads
- Prison rules can apply to life
- Get the obscenities out of the way
- 33 things every man should do
- Election 2008
- Another great poem by Eileen
- Wouldn't Whitman have been a better choice?
- Politics Unusual by New 2 The Brain (http://music.podshow.com)
- Maxoderm
- The Book of Shenku
- The Devil We Know by Rober Baer
- That's alot of coke!
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS161.mp3" length="25549473" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>01:10:50</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #160</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #160 9/29/2008 Length - 48:42

- What every NY man should know
- Little League oversight
- Inside the Supreme Court
- This is really a serious election
- Fellini on Fellini
- What is Pentecost?
- Speakining in tongues
- Cremation]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS160.mp3" length="17576324" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:48:41</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #159</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #159 9/22/2008 Length - 54:12

- Mike's trip to Detroit and he gets to meet an interesting person
- Driving through Washington is insane
- More on Sarah Palin
- Lipstick on a pig
- Tony writes a poem
- The Alaska Independence Party 
- The Bolivian Revolution
- What the hell is happening on Wall St.
- A slightly older cheerleader]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS159.mp3" length="19559367" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:54:12</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #158</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #158 9/15/2008 Length - 47:59

- SUV terrorist sentenced to 30 years
- Genetic reason for unfaithfullness
- Doris Gibson, founder of Peru's  Cara y Caretas, died
- We almost went to war with England over Alaska
- Eileen Benson reads "Conversing"
- Nudge It Up a Notch by Felix Cavaliere and Steve Cropper
- Greate urinals
- You can't underestimate the power of the Disco
- Is Cafepress a barometer of the election?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS158.mp3" length="17323844" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:59</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #157</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #157 9/8/2008 Length - 44:32

- Tony's take on Sarah Palin
- Our views on the RNC
- What's a Shillbilly?
- How about the DNC?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS157.mp3" length="16080509" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:44:32</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #156</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #156 9/01/2008 - Length - 39:51

- Zen advice from Tony
- Speaking of Bolivia...
- Liz Holtzman's The Impeachment of George W. Bush
- The Way of the World by Ron Suskind
- Who's on Putin's payroll?
- The Bank Job
- The language pecking order
- Stupid prayer for rain in Denver
- Addictions]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS156.mp3" length="14393133" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:39:51</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #155</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #155 8/25/2008 - Length - 41:16

- Springsteen at the Super Bowl?
- 2700 ways to insult a liberal, you only need 1 for a conservative
- Obama's VP pick a good choice
- Was McCain cheating?
- GOP convention talent: Styx, Beach Boys and Sammy Hagar
- Kathy Pelenberg read one of her poems "She River" (http://KatharinePolenberg.com)
- The Moral Majority by Eileen Benson
- Drive-in church
- Olympics a huge success]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS155.mp3" length="14903854" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:16</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #154</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #154 8/18/2008 - Length - 46:46

- How was your summer?
- Mike tells us about his Kindle
- Don Felder's book Heaven and Hell: My Life in the Eagles
- Rutgers coach is paid well
- Hearing loss at epidemic levels
- Brian May completes his Phd.
- Roy Zimmerman ( http://royzimmerman.com )
- What does gavone mean?
- Belmar, NJ
- Will the real Duprees please stand up?
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS154.mp3" length="16881937" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:46:45</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #153</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #153 8/11/2008 Length - 49:19

- Bush at odds with the Russians
- Bush Sewage Plant?
- Another Tony Forte ( http://tfortevisual.com ) 
- Coca liquer from Bolivia ( http://www.agwabuzz.com/us/welcome.php )
- Is Bolivia's Morales' presidency in trouble?
- Fake Degrees
- The Coney Island Waterboard Thrill Ride
- Cindy McCain for Miss Buffalo Chip?
- Tony Reads Kathy Pollenberg's poetry ( http://KatharinePolenberg.com ) 
- Why not put Bruce on Vegas? Tony con foresee the show.
- 2008 Olympics
- A goodbye to Isaac Hayes]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS153.mp3" length="17799876" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:18</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #152</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #152 8/4/2008 - Length - 38:06

- Louis Armstrong's Birthday!
- Making magic
- MGM had all the stars
- Tony didn't like Dark Knight
- Concert Cruises
- Berlin Love Parade
- The beautiful Italian Language
- Bennies at the NJ shore
- Liverpool ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS152.mp3" length="13763452" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:38:06</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #151</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #151 7/28/2008 - Length - 41:09

- Bruce playing at Giants Stadium
- The Frank Sinatra Syndrome
- McCain falling apart
- Eileen Benson reads us another poem
- What the hell is happening with the impeachment, anyway?
- Bitch Magazine
- Madonna and A-Rod
- Peru festival
- How's your Sangria?
- 10 month old gets gun permit
- Jackson is the perfect Vegas act
- New Yorker cover sparks controversy
- How are men defined?]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS151.mp3" length="14860295" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:08</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #150</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #150 7/21/2008 Length - 42:12

- One Hundred and Fifty Shows!
- Ron's Whitehouse
- A nation hijacked
- Circumcision T-Shirts
- Colony Capital and Michael Jackson
- Veteran's Benefit Bill]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS150.mp3" length="15235582" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:11</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #149</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #149 7/14/2008 - Length - 44:52

- Alternative ODGMS acronyms
- Skateboard scolarships?
- An affair of the heart
- Gene Simmons booksigning
- Bush is still being an idiot
- The subway goddess
- Does every european country cheat at soccer?
- It is against the law to be annoying in Australia
- Tony Snow dies of cancer
- Bon Jovi plays the park
- Madam Marie, the Asbury Park clairvoyant, dies
- Jimi Hendrix in hardcore?
- Jessie Jackson's comments]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS149.mp3" length="16200579" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:44:52</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #148</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #148 6/30/2008 - Length - 52:34

- World Refugee Day 2008
- Teens At Risk Band (http://teensatriskband.com)
- George Carlin gone
- Check out some surveys (http://worldpublicopinion.org)
- India worst highway deaths in the world
- State Slogan
- The Gosple According to Bruce Springsteen 
- The Spanish News
- David Byrne playing a building
- The Integraton
- We'll see you in 2 weeks (Happy 4th)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS148.mp3" length="18973891" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:52:34</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #147</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #147 6/23/2008 - Length - 45:05

- Church calls for ban sports games on Sunday mornings
- Let's just have a chill day
- Crazy editorial free associations
- Would one Italian lie to another
- What is McCain for anyway?
- Maglev train coming to the USA?
- Latinos asked who are the most valued leaders?
- Jerome Kern]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS147.mp3" length="16275740" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:04</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #146</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #146 6/16/2008 - Length - 49:04

- Happy Father's Day (for real!)
- Unsolicited Racist Emails
- The Get Out Clause
- Knicks and Nets looking at Italian basketball player
- The Attack of The Killer Tomatoes
- The Kookyes.com gets Hussletov award
- Viagra improves your batting average
- Bo Diddley
- Tyranny of the Majority
- You can't have a boner in Mississippi ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS146.mp3" length="17711374" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:04</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #145</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #145 6/9/2008 - Length: 52:35

- Little Richard and screaming white women
- California Gay Marriage 
- There's still a scorecard buried in Yankee Stadium
- Baseball superstitions
- Keith Richard's new guitar case
- New Jersey Beaches
- Turtle Back Zoo in NJ
- Uncle Moe's House
- No more drinking on the Tubes in London]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS145.mp3" length="18977388" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:52:35</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #144</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #144 - 6/2/2008 - Length: 53:18

- Happy Father's Day
- Scott McClellan
- Eileen Benson our unofficial Poet correspondent reads her poem "Deception"
- All about Kilts  (thanks Matt)
- HussleTov award goes to...
- The Family
- Check out http://bravenewfilms.org
- A real "Holy Roller"
- An archaeological view on casinos
- Atlantic City]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS144.mp3" length="19233366" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:53:17</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #143</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #143 - 5/26/2008 - Length: 42:59

- Fake Irish backgrounds
- What does a Scottsman wear under his kilts?
- Atlantic City gossip
- James Brown cash based business?
- Franklin, LaBelle and Ross
- Black Roots 
- Gun, God and Gays...a stupid person's views on the election.
- The Holy Ghost People]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS143.mp3" length="15517885" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:42:58</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #142</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #142 5/19/2008 Length-44:42

- PGA in NJ
- Jokes from an AA meeting
- AFV just a big Disney commercial
- Bush is at the stupid comments again
- Eileen Benson's Bush at the Bar
- The Yankee Magic Thong
- Charitable Wine
- Frank Sinatra Stamp
- Bruce inducted into NJ Hall of Fame]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS142.mp3" length="16139457" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:44:42</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #141</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #141 5/12/2008 Length - 41:26

- Kevin Federline
- The Naked Cowboy
- The entertainment universe
- The Gay Bomb
- Neal Horsely
- Helsinki Bar Car
- Psycho-Christian Highway]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS141.mp3" length="14961880" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:25</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #140</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #140 5/5/2008 Length - 43:06

- Tony does a Sri Lanken kiddie show
- The Pope's Prada loafers
- Would you buy a piece of Papal carpet
- Scan"dull" with Hanna Montana
- GTA came out this week
- Mission Accomplished! WTF!
- Brooklyn Arena $1 billion controversy 
- Doris Duke Gardens
- The Stone Pony
- Whitman can't be sued about WTC EPA reports]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS140.mp3" length="15563429" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:43:06</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #139</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #139 4/28/2008 Length - 53:26

- James Brown riffin'
- Dish on The Boss
- New York Style Deli in California
- Randi Rhodes 
- Obama under attack yet again
- Pregnant Man
- US version of the Orient Express
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS139.mp3" length="19280625" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:53:25</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #138</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #138 4/21/2008 Length - 45:48

- There are beautiful parks in Newark, NJ
- Marilyn in a porno????
- The Pope in the USA
- Madonna mocks NYC in Vanity Fair
- Results of a sex survey
- A Cretian bar-b-que
- Counterfeit goods in Queens
- Yankee Stadium Red Sox Shirt
- Surfers in Jersey changing cloths in the open
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS138.mp3" length="16537016" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:48</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #137</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #137 4/7/2008 Length - 41:55

- Old TV shows 
- Mick Jagger promoting a Scorsese movie
- Who dresses the American Idols?
- Madonna not singing "Like a Virgin" anymore
- Unfair housing practices
- Support our Troops (for real - don't just say it)
- Lenny Bruce revisited]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS137.mp3" length="15136801" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:55</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #136</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #136 3/31/2008 Length - 40:12

- April Fools Day (almost)!
- What's on your answering machine?
- Was Spitzer a target?
- More republican kinkiness
- Dear Abby does it again!
- Should you be responsible for your pastor's views?
- Can your professor change your political view?
- The Bush Presidential Library
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS136.mp3" length="14518094" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:40:11</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #135</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #135 3/24/2008 Length - 39:54

- Strange moments in television
- Surfing in Munich
- Jack Kerouac 
- Lenny Bruce
- Some clips of Tommy DeVito of the Four Seasons playing and singing
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS135.mp3" length="14409578" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:39:53</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #134</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #134 3/17/2008 - Length 41:24

- The St. Patrick's Day Show
- Danny Boy Ban
- Sex, Sex and More Sex!
- How often do you do it!
- American Idol Scandal
- Anatomically correct Freddie Mercury Statue?
- Dear Abby...
- Politics...
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS134.mp3" length="14947738" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:41:23</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #133</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #133 3/10/2008

- The art of language 
- What does you stool look like
- The Creature is gone...
- Billy Joel "Final Concert at Shea"
- Bette Midler: The Showgirl Must Go On
- Political stuff
- Castro caves to CIA's aging ray!
- Gay rooftop burglery]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS133.mp3" length="18473537" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:51:11</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #132</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #132 3/3/2008 Length - 1:03:58

- Janet Jackson looking good
- A phone interview with Walt Gollender

Walt is an Artist Representative, Agent and Manager and has a pretty extensive resume dating back to the Fifties.
This is a long one folks (I don't think we've ever gone over an hour), so you may have to listen to it in two sessions.  

Walt's Website: http://www.waltgollender.biz]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS132.mp3" length="23076568" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>01:03:58</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #131</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #131 2/25/2008  Length - 49:03

- Al Jolson
- Egomaniacs
- Dear Dr. Brothers..
- Apparently you don't need to wear clothes to sell cloths
- Naked warfare
- Big Mafia Bust
- Ron Paul a racist?
- A near death ass whipping
- A revival of South Pacific]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS131.mp3" length="17704874" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:49:03</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #130</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #130 - 2/18/2008  Length - 45:31

- Israeli Fighter Pilots to take Viagra
- What about those Giants
- Bush budget cuts
- Senator Jim DiMint "Why We Whisper?"
- The ACLJ: This is really not the ACLU
- Keep guns out of the mentally ill
- Election notes...
- Palpable Butt Mass!
- Dion has a new CD out
- DannyStiles.com
- Copyrights and Trademarks
- An obituary]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS130.mp3" length="16434920" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:45:31</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #129</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #129 2/4/2008 Length - 44:41

- Super Bowl Sunday Show
- What's in a guitar
- Guns for everyone!
- Rudy drops out, gives support to McCain
- Ossama is trying to bankrupt us!
- Marie Osmond
- Does Garth get groped?
- Bounty Hunt Game Show
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS129.mp3" length="16131537" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:44:40</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #128</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #128 1/28/2008 - Length 36:40

- Britney not cool with Jamie Lynn's notoriety
- Mediahounds
- How to Rig an Election: Confessions of a Republican Operative by Allen Raymond
- Tony's take on the Iranian speedboat incident
- The Pink Cakebox (http://www.pinkcakebox.com)
- Hanna Montana again! ]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS128.mp3" length="13246471" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:36:40</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #127</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #127 1/21/2008 - Length - 47:49

- Its cold in Wisconsin
- MLK Day!
- Kegel bowling
- A Cheesehead in NJ
- Election 2008 
- Can you expect privacy in the restroom?
- What gets America excited?
- Is Osama dead?
- Sir Edmund Hillary]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS127.mp3" length="17261390" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:47:49</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #126</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #127 1/14/2008 - Length - 53:02

- Sofa King
- Hanna Montana
- Yola Polastri
- It's Fun To Get Laid 
- Getting Laid according to Paul Janka
- Turbo Hand Dryer
- Louie/God Interviews by Louie Lawent (http://www.myspace.com/louielawent)]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS126.mp3" length="19137664" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:53:01</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Show #125</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #125 1/07/2008 - Length - 46:39

- Happy New Year (Happy Epiphany)
- Iowa Caucus Upsets
- New Immigration Stats on Illegals
- North Carolina musings 
- The Nutty Buddy
- Sex in New Jersey
- Male Belly Dancing
- Amazing Water Buffalo video
- The Spears Family troubles]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS125.mp3" length="16841221" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>00:46:39</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
       <item>
           <title>ODGMS - Current Show</title>
           <link>http://www.odgms.com</link>
           <author>Tony Forte and Mike Zadoroznyj</author>
           <description><![CDATA[ODGMS Show #161 10/06/2008 Length 1:10:50

- Recycled vomit stories
- Watch where you place your ads
- Prison rules can apply to life
- Get the obscenities out of the way
- 33 things every man should do
- Election 2008
- Another great poem by Eileen
- Wouldn't Whitman have been a better choice?
- Politics Unusual by New 2 The Brain (http://music.podshow.com)
- Maxoderm
- The Book of Shenku
- The Devil We Know by Rober Baer
- That's alot of coke!
]]></description>
           <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:00 -0500</pubDate>
           <enclosure url="http://ohdontgetmestarted.com/podcast/shows/ODGMS161.mp3" length="25549473" type="audio/mpeg"/>
           <itunes:duration>01:10:50</itunes:duration>
           <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
       </item>     
   <itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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